Missing Wife/Car
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Missing Wife/Car
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Porsche Turbo S with the X50 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 3.8 liter Flat Six Twin Turbo Charged engine with Direct Injection generating 580 HP. 7-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door................. at this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
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i should take offense but didn't because i totally understand. Which reminds me.... my husband took the audi to work yesterday due to heavy rain and news of multiple accidents on the highways. i had someone come to the house for an install and my husband's turbo was in the way. i meant to only move it 15 feet but ended up taking it for a spin for 15 miles. shhhh. good thing he didn't call the cops.
technically i did purchase the car for him...
technically i did purchase the car for him...
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