Let's all take mental break from the normal cayenne threads and step into another world for a moment. A world where what is seen cannot be unseen, where the deranged prevail, where our poor beloved is twisted in ways that in the lowest depths of our subconscious we still could not fathom the resulting CARnage.

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the vulgar Volga:





What is that you say? That looks like a pre-cold war ruskie ride that's been restored and adorned with communist graffiti?



You think that's air your breathing? Hmmmmmmm . . . . .



LOOK AWAY KIDS !!!






You were warned ! no photoshop magic here:























AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh . .. . .. . . . .

Ok actually, Kudos to wacky ruskis, this is really a quality build.
I think they succeeded in building the worlds best sleeper.

And now back to your normal 6speed activity . . . . . .

coolant leaks, rim mods and what build you should by

EDIT: VIDEOS FOUND !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jQI-TdadDI&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3INKz...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ia6...eature=related

 

WoW Cayenne for Volga....

 

It reminds me of the guy i met today when having a secondary de-cat on my ctts...09 ctt-S..with 4k miles....yes 4 k miles....he said he paid 35K...he bought it the impound(bank)..said previous got into an accident DWI...said that when its a DWI case insurance do not cover it......he replaced the one front right fender and the bumper...looked at the car and its all straight..gaps are all the same....and the kicker is...he said that the car do not have a history...which i do not believe...but hey...for 35k.. 09 with 4 k miles..full option...i'd probably do the same....cheers!!!

 

what in the fukc

 

theyll probably blame the conversion when the cardan shaft shatters, the coolant pipes crack and bleed out on the ground, and then curse the 1500 brake jobs in the future.

 

ROFL!

I will say its a trade off as the original was made of pressed chestnut shells, had a hole in the floor for flintstone stopping power, and did zero to 60 over the course of a russian new years holiday.

BTW - I updated the post - I found videos of the dam thing