If Eyeballs Could Fornicate: Aston Martin Vanquish Volante Photo Gallery

Aston Martin claims the Vanquish Volante “delivers the most beautiful body-shape in its class”. They are so sure of this that they talk about beauty like econobox marketers talk about best-in-class trunk space.

Despite Aston Martin’s attempt to rank the subjective, we’re unconvinced the Vanquish Volante has a best-in-class bod; however, the Speedhunters photo gallery below backs up Aston Martin’s claim pretty damn well.

Eerie phenomena occur when you enjoy the results of a car properly photographed. When I first saw this Vanquish Volante sunbathing under clear SoCal skies, my eyeballs felt like they wanted to levitate out of their respective sockets toward each other and mate in front of the Volante’s aura as it wafted through the computer screen like pumpkin-pie aroma wafts through the house prior to Thanksgiving dinner.

Enjoy the gallery below, but beware of eyeball procreation. Tangled optic nerves are painful.

via [Speedhunters]