Rhianna Receives 911 Turbo S For Christmas

Rhianna was gifted the brand new Porsche 911 Turbo S by the entire Roc Nation label. Rapper’s often get accused of having terrible taste. The Game’s leather wrapped F430 and Tyga’s gold R8 aren’t really doing anything to help that stereotype. As far as I’m concerned, this is a step in the right direction.

Predictably, she showed off her new whip first with a handful of absolutely atrocious photos on Instagram. It was adorned with a black bow and ribbons emblazoned “Roc Nation.”  You might think that a Porsche turbo is probably wasted on Rhianna, but she’s surprisingly astute. I mean, I know the Porsche 911 is an engineering marvel and the pinnacle of years of progressive automotive perfection, but she has succinctly stated everything that’s great about it in four words:

“Turbo on dat a$$”

Turbo on that ass indeed.