While I was going through my DVR last night, I stumbled across an episode of “Sons of Guns” where the guys modify a Porsche Cayenne for a Russian billionaire, with “security concerns.” International Armoring Coroporation had already bullet-proofed it, but the client also wanted it to have some offensive capabilities.

Lime green is normally a color reserved for obnoxiously self conscious supercars (I’m looking at you Lamborghini), which might be why they’ve decided to dress the new Cayenne GTS in a radioactive haze. With 420 hp and zero to 60 time of 5.4 seconds, the king of sporty SUVS definitely has enough heat to back up that outrageous paint job.

This wicked twin-turbo Porsche was posted up on Reddit’s /r/cars section and while none of my buddies know anything about it, I couldn’t resist posting this pic. Like the set-ups I’ve seen from Lamborghini specialists—and evil sorcerers—of  Underground Racing this one is almost too pretty to hidden behind a bumper.

Fans of Stuttgart’s handiwork would probably rather see GT3 Cup Cars ripping around a track rather than parked on one. But this video is still cool. Apparently it took almost 180 people 23 hours to get the 48 weapons-grade GT3 Cup cars into proper formation. I can’t get over how the finished product mirrors Porsche’s font.

First off, given the technical wizardry they achieve with their cars, it seems like the guys at Stuttgart could probably figure out how to add subtitles to this video. You know, for the fans who don’t speak German. It’s not like North America is Porsche’s largest market or anything. But enough whining.