SMH, I really thought I knew you. I may have to revoke your PCard.

 

I can do all the upgrades in my tiny garage but I can't drive the car. I need to spend more time behind the wheel instead of behind the wrench.

You know what I mean Todd? Oh wait

 

Dont feel too bad.
It happens more often than you think.

A friend of mine with a B8 S4 had intake/pulley/software installed and was fighting mad because it "didnt make the car any faster" AND there was a new warning light on the dash under wide open throttle.

After he turned the traction control off he wouldn't shut up about how big the improvement over stock was. We still tease him about it every now and then.