Okay so my parents decided to buy a new car for my 17th birthday . So I heard they were shopping around but today was the big day. They gave me the keys to a Porsche, I'm so excited to show it off to all the other kids

 

nice keys.

 

congrats. Don't kill yourself/friends.

 

Oh boy...what could go wrong with that????? Good luck and please drive responsibly.

 

Haha I hope not too, but the occasional burnouts yes ...

 

I don't know, its okay even if I crash my parents have deep enough wallets

 

Thanks my friends couldn't believe it

 

Out of curiosity, is this you?

 

Not the response most responsible drivers want to read/hear...all the money world could not replace a life. Call me uptight but based on reading 3 posts from you I think they made a mistake in handing over the keys to you.

Be (or try to be) careful out there!

 

I don t believe so.

 

Porsche and burnouts not a good combo. Can you say axle hop? Try it out and report back.

For the record your parents are pretty stupid. Be careful because I bet the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

great attitude, kid..

i was gonna suggest either

1- u must be a responsible teen to get such a great Bday gift..

or

2- have rich but somewhat irresponsible parents to get a new Porsche for a teenager.

But at least now we know #1 is not true..

 

I think our leg is being pulled.
If I am wrong, good luck with your new car.

 

+1. I could not agree more.

When I was 18 ( 35 years ago ), my late father told me :
" Son, I will provide a bad to sleep and food to eat. Other than that, you are on your own"

Never regretted it.

 

Ladies and gentlemen,

Not all is what it seems on this thread - I have been PM'ing the OP regarding this thread and several facts have come to light. As such, this thread is closed.