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Have you guys seen this hilarious thread??
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Quote//..."I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay."
That's classic!
That's classic!
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It is not the expensive wax that is funny, it is the response by 69bossnine....
"I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
Of course, once you wax your car with it the result is not much different than a $7 bottle of Meguiars, but that's where you have to fly in a genuine hindu swami who will bring you into such a pure state of meditation that you'll swear it looks better, and was well worth the price...
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a wax cynic. There's a point where you're just mentally masturbating. The real key is a decent quality product (no need to spend over $20 bucks for a can or bottle), and applying it frequently and properly.
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"I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
Of course, once you wax your car with it the result is not much different than a $7 bottle of Meguiars, but that's where you have to fly in a genuine hindu swami who will bring you into such a pure state of meditation that you'll swear it looks better, and was well worth the price...
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a wax cynic. There's a point where you're just mentally masturbating. The real key is a decent quality product (no need to spend over $20 bucks for a can or bottle), and applying it frequently and properly.
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Originally Posted by neil.schneider
It is not the expensive wax that is funny, it is the response by 69bossnine....
"I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
Of course, once you wax your car with it the result is not much different than a $7 bottle of Meguiars, but that's where you have to fly in a genuine hindu swami who will bring you into such a pure state of meditation that you'll swear it looks better, and was well worth the price...
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a wax cynic. There's a point where you're just mentally masturbating. The real key is a decent quality product (no need to spend over $20 bucks for a can or bottle), and applying it frequently and properly."
"I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
Of course, once you wax your car with it the result is not much different than a $7 bottle of Meguiars, but that's where you have to fly in a genuine hindu swami who will bring you into such a pure state of meditation that you'll swear it looks better, and was well worth the price...
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a wax cynic. There's a point where you're just mentally masturbating. The real key is a decent quality product (no need to spend over $20 bucks for a can or bottle), and applying it frequently and properly.
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Ive used the zymol stuff and I have to admit - The higher end waxes they offer are really good...
You should talk to Moe from Glistening perfection who posts on the forum from time to time. He won Pebble with a zymol last year ( Delage) ..
You should talk to Moe from Glistening perfection who posts on the forum from time to time. He won Pebble with a zymol last year ( Delage) ..
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