A little OT but that reminds me of a comic I saw once. I dissheveled man rings a doorbell and asks if you can do odd jobs for money. The man says yes, you can paint my porch. Later the man returns to say "all done" but then adds "by the way, your car isn't a Porsche, it's a Mercedes".

 

it is POR-SHA, and has always been and will never change.