Chris Harris Drives the Rolls-Royce Cullinan and Finds a Major Flaw

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One major characteristic keeps Rolls-Royce’s first SUV from shining its brightest.

Rolls-Royce designed and engineered the Cullinan to be the ultimate luxury SUV, the Rolls-Royce of SUVs, literally. That means they had to make it stately, powerful, composed on- and off-road, and ultra luxurious inside. As this review from Top Gear shows, they succeeded in doing that, but, in host Chris Harris’s opinion, they forgot one key facet.

Harris admits vehicles like the Cullinan are not his favorite. He prefers estate cars (aka wagons) to SUVs because they’re lower to the ground and less flashy. However, he tries his best to remain objective. The Cullinan gives him plenty of things to like. Even while driving off-road, Harris raves about how supple the ride quality is. Engineers stuffed pounds and pounds of sound insulation into the Cullinan, making it as quiet as it is comfortable.

Chris Harris Reviews the Rolls-Royce Cullinan on Top Gear

That serenity adds serious pounds, though. The Cullinan tips the scales with nearly three tons of curb weight. Getting that much vehicle up to speed requires a lot of power. Luckily, the Cullinan has it. Its twin-turbo 6.75-liter V12 cranks out 563 horsepower and 627 lb-ft of torque. That’s enough to make the Cullinan accelerate with a quickness that stuns Harris and makes him exclaim, “By Hell, it goes.” In fact, he’s glad the Cullinan is not more powerful than it is because that would mean having to bring the uber-SUV’s substantial weight to a stop from even higher speeds.

The steering and handling are two more reminders of just how massive the Cullinan is. Harris says, “It just starts to understeer. It’s a bit like the Phantom in that respect. It lulls you into thinking it’s hidden all that mass and the moment at which it goes, ‘Eh, actually, I was tricking you,’ you’re in trouble.”

Chris Harris Reviews the Rolls-Royce Cullinan on Top Gear

Harris finds the interior to be a mixed bag of features. Designers sacrificed room in the rear cargo hold to make the second row of seats more spacious.

Interior materials are a step above those used in the Bentley Bentayga, but the layout of certain things, particularly the heating/ventilation and massage controls for the front seats, leaves Harris baffled. On the other hand, the button that operates the power-closing driver’s door is in the right spot.

Harris largely enjoys his time in the Cullinan. It’s luxurious, quiet, and comfortable. That ties into Harris’s biggest gripe about the Cullinan: its exterior design. He doesn’t want to get out of it, partly because that means he would have to look at it. The rear three-quarter angle is appealing, but the front is unsightly to him. He sums up his feelings about it by saying, “If you can deal with the looks, this is a great car. If you can’t, like me, get a Phantom. And if not … buy an estate car.”

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After loving cars for years and getting a bachelor's degree in Business Management, Derek decided to get an associate degree in journalism. His networking put him in contact with the editor of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper, who hired him to write freelance about automotive culture and events in Austin, Texas in 2013. One particular story led to him getting a certificate for learning the foundations of road racing.

While watching TV with his parents one fateful evening, he saw a commercial that changed his life. In it, Jeep touted the Wrangler as the Texas Auto Writers Association's "SUV of Texas." Derek knew he had to join the organization if he was going to advance as an automotive writer. He joined the Texas Auto Writers Association (TAWA) in 2014 and was fortunate to meet several nice people who connected him to the representatives of several automakers and the people who could give him access to press vehicles (the first one he ever got the keys to was a Lexus LX 570). He's now a regular at TAWA's two main events: the Texas Auto Roundup in the spring and the Texas Truck Rodeo in the fall.

Over the past several years, Derek has learned how to drive off-road in various four-wheel-drive SUVs (he even camped out for two nights in a Land Rover), and driven around various tracks in hot hatches, muscle cars, and exotics. Several of his pieces, including his article about the 2015 Ford F-150 being crowned TAWA's 2014 "Truck of Texas" and his review of the Alfa Romeo 4C Spider, have won awards in TAWA's annual Excellence in Craft Competition. Last year, his JK Forum profile of Wagonmaster, a business that restores Jeep Wagoneers, won prizes in TAWA’s signature writing contest and its pickup- and SUV-focused Texas Truck Invitational.

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