The Least Favorites: 2017 Audi Q8

Least “favorite”

(Disclaimer: Cars are still great in their own right, my gripes are of course, nothing but an asshole’s opinion).

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I’m sorry, but I just can’t get behind automotive buzzwords like “SUV attributes”, “sporty utility”, and “coupe-ute”. It’s a wildly successful segment sure, but it still boggles my mind as to what demographic fit these convoluted cauldrons of automotive “needs” that include: lifted ride height, high horsepower with high center of gravity, and severely diminished practicality because of the nicely styled coupe-slopes. Also, it’s got to be the uglist car in Audi’s beautiful line up. Snowplow mated with Anglerfish ugly :(.