Thrash-Own-Crush — “Fun in the Sun” Edition
The Rules of “Thrash, Own, Crush”:
You’re given a choice of three cars, and you must decide which of each you would prefer to thrash, own, or crush. If you’re thinking this is the automotive version of “eff-marry-kill”, I commend your precise inference, Watson.
How would you have your fun in the Sun with this week’s choices?
My 2¢:
I would thrash (eff) the Audi RS 5 because giving a quattro-mobile the beans makes my testicles tingle in the way James May describes.
If owning (marrying) a car meant having to sleep with it in the garage for the remainder of my life, I would agree to that rule in a heartbeat. Waking every morning to the California’s diabolically sexy lines would probably increase my lifespan by 25 years.
That relegates the $27,000 child-sized Aston Martin DB Junior to the crusher. I think it would be awesome to own one of these; in fact, an adjustable pedal box means adults can operate this 110-cc runabout, but if I can avoid crushing a life-size car, I will, and that’s why the best toy ever gets a “crush”.
How would you choose? Post your selections in the comments, or on the forum.