Yeah this is up there with the funniest thread ever. Britt, Ken, and Even keep the pictures coming.

 

Hey Tony

Where can I get a set of those huge Techarts?
I want a full set for Chris' Cayenne and my pickup

Looks like we have to reset your ride height!, I thought you wanted negative rake?

Im not sure my alignment heads will fit on those wheels

 

this photo provides me with some awsome mod ideas!!!

 

Xico's latest mod. Stay back 500 feet to avoid jet exhaust.

SPECIFICATIONS
Model: J34-WE-34
Compressor: 11-stage axial flow
Turbine: two-stage axial flow
Thrust: 3,500 lbs. (No afterburner)
Thrust: 5,000 lbs+. (With afterburner)
Weight: 1,200 lbs.
Max. RPM: 12,500
Cost: US $68,000

 

hahahaa the last picture looks like a dick! GOOD JOB BRITT!!

 

It is a good thing that last picture of Xico's car was taken from my car!!! In front of him, as always, of course.

 

I figured I needed some extra insurance against the Confederates, so.........
I hooked up with the Master of Ghetto.......the Sharkster himself!!!
He designed a real gem of system for me with the help of Stephen Kaspar of course!!!
It is a K500 tri-turbo engine with the distinct difference being that the turbo boost is not directed to the intake. It is used for direct propulsion!!!
The big problem is "It won't dyno!" but we are thinking it is puttin' out about 12,000 hp.

 

You guys are killing me!

 

We have roads like that down in Hialeah but its because the pavers were drinking on the job. I suggest that your pavers up there start Drug testing before hiring.

 

Wow, this is sooo funny, I wasn't awake this morning untill I walked in and saw this thread still going . Where is Ron's car Britt (I know your busy, j/k)??? I know our "source" sent ya a pic
Evan

 

Ken , enjoy it while you can because the last mod in my car before the event is going to be a camera facing back to film your car as i pull away(that's if i can see it in the pack behind me) . (there is a surprise mod that will blow you away). as you can see i had the turbine Fed Ex overnight priority and installed by 9:00 am as i usually do.)

 

HOLY **** this is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!!!! I was out of the mix on this because of work but this means WAR!!! I just hope the South Florida Crew is ready to run Bronx, NY style and not worry about their shiny little garage queens. And guys just bring your TT's, leave your rollerblades, sun tan lotion, and your thongs back in Florida. ha,ha,ha

 

Yea yea yea, just make sure your bulldozer can take the corners
Evan
PS-I am still working on attending....a little too poor right now, but I just might pull it off

 

That's right Babe.... You and me all the way...

 

I'm with you Gary my (OBO) ! Wait till you see what I have for the boys! It is being worked on as we speak!

Missed ya at Boca! Still looking forward to meeting you