Eric owns the FABMOBILE, as in FAB 5!!!

Eric is the metrosexual, Carson Kressley of cars, nothin' but flamin' style.

 

OH ****.......it's on like donkey kong. i believe Siggy would have said your need to have the fastest TT is compensate for your small *****. so in your case you would need tweezers to jerk off.

 

Actually, research shows that cab owners are the ones who have the ***** extention complex, since the top down shape creates a phallic profile. In your case, you lack girth too, which is why you went with the widebody.

 

actually those that require attention or bling is to compensate for their looks or their hunger for woman. so your statement is incorrect. but considering you sold your TT i assume your problem is solved, thank god for Levitra (the male enhancement).

 

wait a sec .. i have a couple issues here:

1. I have a cab

2. Im planning on putting major "bling" on my car

3. I plan on some engine mods as well

I dont need to compensate for anything ... I have been told my many women that i am blessed ... ill just get out of your argument now ... enjoy

 

Speaking of which, how is the Avlimil working out for you? Gotta watch those estrogen levels!

The upside is that you're VERY much in touch with your effeminate side. We should make a new show on Speed Channel called "Queer Eye for the Cab Guy."

 

that's the topper, can't beat that line....

 

hey are you going to Lucent after work today?

 

yeah, see you there.

 

Lets get back to the fact, not opinion, that the TA bumper is 5 gs and it is ugly.

Dude grow up, your not fixing your car to be in The Fast and Furious part III movie.

 

definately not ugly ... its a personal choice ... i happen to love the techart front ... i just think the rear is a waste of money

 

Nobody who is actually 'blessed' ever says so. There's no need.

 

ok thanks ... ill keep that in mind

 

And yet he still mentions it...ah, the innocence of youth.

 

The TA front gives the 996 the aggressive look the factory missed IMHO!