Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my
medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bus forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help.
I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

Boxster Forum:
-Why do I get waves from people in cars that have that badge thingy on
the front like mine?

 

Thats great!

 

Very funny!
The last 3 Boxster drivers I passed and waved to did look a bit dazed and confused. Oh well, I just keep waving.

 

lol pretty funny

 

Funny stuff!

 

also:

from the Saab forum: my suede elbow patches are ruining the arm rests, what to do?

from Volvo: windshield is .003 mm thicker in the middle, should I lean to the right while driving?

from lexus: after they picked up my car, seviced it, washed and waxed the car, they brought it back with a bug splat on the window, should I have them rewash the car?

from the Mazda Rx7 forum: how come I cannot find titanium pistons on the web for my Wankle engine?

 

Ran an 12.1 at the track today, but car cracked in half from the launch. Should launch at 5000 rpm?

 

How do you pronounce the name for those paddles on each side of the steering wheel?

 

to death

 

from the VW Phaeton board: how come the valet people do not park my expensive german car in the prime spots?

 

from the classic Beetle/Karmann Ghia forum: Ok, I've purchased a 10mm and 13mm wrench, duct tape, and a spool of wire from Radio Shack. Now I'm ready to reassemble the car this weekend.

from the Alfa Romeo forum: Great news! Alfa is returning to the US in 2003 no, make that 2004, no no make that 2005...

from the Range Rover forum: I pulled over to the shoulder for an ambulance to pass (yes! I went off-roading!) and spilled my double skinny mochachino on the wilton passenger carpet. Can I remove the stain if I moisten the spot with the contents of my Grey Goose and tonic?

 

ferrari board

Anyone have detailed pics on an oil change? Dealer wants
7 grand

 

Oh come on, the DSM's transmission isn't that bad!

 

This one made me laugh the hardest..

thanks

Pete

 

From the Lamborghini Forum:

Why does everyone mistake my Murcielago for a Gallardo? Suggest headlight redesign to cure problem.

From the Pagani Zonda Forum:

Broken fuel injector - will take-off from a Stealth Fighter be sufficient?

From the Mitsubishi WRX Forum:

I want to try changing suspension settings, but I want to get it right first time - should I test it on the XBox or Nintendo first?

From the Pontiac Aztek Forum:

Hi guys, this is my first post in a long time - I'm back on my meds now. Anyway, I went out to the garage this morning and saw the Aztek. Are there any drug-drug interactions if I add an antidepressant on top of an antipsychotic?

From the Dodge Magnum Forum:

What's up with people - STOP asking me stuff at traffic lights. Yes, it's a HEMI, and yes, it's SWEET, and No, it's not ribbed for her pleasure.