The girl at work (in a different floor) asked me...
Originally posted by djantlive
There is a girl at work that drives a 987. I've yet to ask her about her car. Saw a bunch of empty water bottles and junk in her new car that hasn't even plated. I was like WTF? At least it was a stick.
There is a girl at work that drives a 987. I've yet to ask her about her car. Saw a bunch of empty water bottles and junk in her new car that hasn't even plated. I was like WTF? At least it was a stick.
My wife thinks a porsche looks like a Datsun 280Z. The thinks porsches are ugly and that bumpers are for bumping. She doesn't understand why I'm so obsessed about my garage.
But it's all good. She also can't tell the difference between stock wheels and HREs, stock suspension and PSS9s, a becker stereo and a Reus system. It took her a couple of weeks to notice the Cup Aerokit II wing. She said, "I can't believe you paid $500 for that wing. You're crazy."
But it's all good. She also can't tell the difference between stock wheels and HREs, stock suspension and PSS9s, a becker stereo and a Reus system. It took her a couple of weeks to notice the Cup Aerokit II wing. She said, "I can't believe you paid $500 for that wing. You're crazy."
Yah, had a similar story, .....
Group of guys + one girl in a group walk by my car and then one of the guys says wow that was a nice ride to his buddies. The girl then speaks up and lets everyone know her I.Q. when she states "yah, but those are stock rims".....
Yah, just like your stock breast honey..... They cost over 5K just like yours...
HRE 19" Stock??? I don't think so.....
-Eli
Group of guys + one girl in a group walk by my car and then one of the guys says wow that was a nice ride to his buddies. The girl then speaks up and lets everyone know her I.Q. when she states "yah, but those are stock rims".....
Yah, just like your stock breast honey..... They cost over 5K just like yours...

HRE 19" Stock??? I don't think so.....
-Eli
I got one , i got one.
One time I was with a girlfriend, we park the car, we go to the bike shop, we come back, there is a black Lexus (new models 2 door, don't know the model#) was parked next to my black porsche. she walks up to the lexus (passenger door) and waits for me to press on the remote button to open the door for her. I was like (hmmm, nice one, she really knows how to f...k with me), but no, she was being serious. She started yelling, come on, open the door, it's hot outside.
I said, that's not my car. That's a lexus. She looked puzzled for a second, looked down, smiled and walked towards my car. She didn't say a word after that even til I dropped her off.
That was 6 months ago. Now she knows everything about Porsches and other cars. She points cars on the road, knows their model, name, and where they are made at. (i know, i know, but it's a good start)
I said, that's not my car. That's a lexus. She looked puzzled for a second, looked down, smiled and walked towards my car. She didn't say a word after that even til I dropped her off.
That was 6 months ago. Now she knows everything about Porsches and other cars. She points cars on the road, knows their model, name, and where they are made at. (i know, i know, but it's a good start)
My boxster attracted more women than my carrera does. As lot more. The carrera get's lot's of thumbs up and such from kids and men, not many women. My black Cayenne, get comments from women asking who makes it.
I was sitting outside a coffee shop next to my 99 C4 and two guys walked up and starting looking at it. I didnt say a thing, and one guy looks at his friend and says "Damn nice Ferrari!"
I didnt even know i owned one!
I didnt even know i owned one!
Re: Re: The girl at work (in a different floor) asked me...
Originally posted by Z0RR0
What you should have said ...
Me: They're all the same. Panties come off within 2 minutes no matter what year. Wanna give it a shot?
What you should have said ...
Me: They're all the same. Panties come off within 2 minutes no matter what year. Wanna give it a shot?
Just say:
"That's OK, you're too fat to fit into it, anyway......"
"That's OK, you're too fat to fit into it, anyway......"
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