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Texas 996 TT Nov 20, 2008 07:36 AM

Dear Abby.....My Wife is cheating on me..
 
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them. I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my Ferrari F40 and the Porsche GT3RS so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the rear fender, I noticed some terrible swirl marks in the paint on the Porsche GT3RS. I was distraught. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it to the my local detailer?

A Concerned Collector


Taken from Rennlist Ferrari F40. Thought you might enjoy it. They're laughing pretty hard over there.
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sparkhill Nov 20, 2008 09:57 AM

Lmao

kush Nov 20, 2008 10:17 AM

Thanks for the laugh.

Speedshaq Nov 20, 2008 10:56 AM

That was good.

alevine Nov 20, 2008 03:47 PM

Damn, that was funny!!!! I thought you were serious and just venting to 6speed!

Adam

Tech1_Mike Nov 20, 2008 04:36 PM

absolutely hilarioushilarious

gretapass Nov 20, 2008 08:45 PM

this one is funny - a buddy of mine from Ferrari Chat just emailed this to me also. It is making the rounds apparently.

checklist_34 Nov 21, 2008 12:09 AM

that is awesome

Philly997TT Nov 21, 2008 05:37 AM

hilarioushilarioushilarioushilarious That was great!!

DarkManX Nov 21, 2008 02:31 PM

I was like "Damn, this story is gettin' juicy!..." Great post tho!

heavychevy Nov 21, 2008 03:45 PM

So the wife made sex with part of the bumper?

Qs997Turbo Nov 21, 2008 04:19 PM

I think I would react very much the same. Dam swirl marks would piss me off more than my wife cheating on me hahaha!

john36 Nov 21, 2008 04:30 PM

thats pretty funny

Nov 21, 2008 09:04 PM


Originally Posted by john36 (Post 2145142)
thats pretty funny

HAHAHA...pretty good one hilarious

MishaDesigns Nov 22, 2008 10:46 AM

hahahahhahahahahha......Awesome!


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