Had a few interesting observations crusing around the other day. Observations that were specific to driving a Porsche Turbo, or so it seemed.

So here they are, imagine Jeff Foxworthy saying them in the "you might be a redneck shtick."

When your wife gets out of the car and she tells you she feels like she just got off the Silver Bullet roller coaster, (you might just be driving a p-car)

You come out of the store with 4 bags of groceries, and you are surprised they all fit in the trunk (....)

If every mustang that you see revs the engine to show off the sound of those cherry-bomb mufflers, (.....)

If you feel like every driver in a too fast too furious nitrous powered nissan wants to challenge you, (....)

If the guys in the Corvette give you a thumbs up, (....)

If the smile on your face gets bigger as the aformentioned cars get smaller in the rearview mirror, (....)

Anybody else?

 

when you add 15K to go even faster (......)

 

If given a choice between your marriage and spending one more minute on 6speed, you actually stop to consider it, (......)