orgasmic parking spot. wow.

 

Parking your Porsche (or Ferrari, Lambo, - insert your car here -) is like this:

http://drinknation.com/fun/urinaltest

 

I'm like a beater magnet too! no matter how far I park, it seems some freaking idiot will park next to me in a Cavalier or a pickup truck, like they do it on purpose to Fark me up! In my Audi, NSX, etc, it makes no difference! For me if I get a ding on my door, the love afair is over, it's like someone violated my girl friend type of feeling. I don't know why that is ( kept my A4 16 months)

The end spots are a bonus if you can get them, I never take two spots, just asking to get keyed. I never valet because I use to be one in college Yes! we did race Porsches in the underground!

That's why my SO never wants to go out for dinner with the Turbo. She *****es that we have to walk too far! (the heels!)

Cheers!

 

I never take up 2 space, always park out of the way or on the end spot.

Parking next to a high end vehicle doesn't exclude the driver from being a parking lot moron. I was recently parked next to a beautiful DBS or DB9..not sure. When I came back out 10mins later the Aston was gone and he/she left a nice door ding on my passengers side.

 

I used to park real far away but would always find more then one car park next to me when I came back. So I just try to find a corner spot or a wide spot. I never take up two spots..