Im thinking "fat guy little coat" from Chirs Farely. Anyways what are my options that dont look like little black blobs of paint? Are there any good solutions to rock chips?

 

Dr. Color Chip. It takes a little practice, but it does smooth out and does not look like the typical dab & blob touch-up paint.

 

How do you get it flush? Seems everyone says its hard to get flush

 

The key with this is to build up the chip slowly with paint...over many hours or a few days even. Then come back and knock it down with wet 2000 grit (test this on an old body panel from a junkyard to get your technique right if you've never done it). Tiny bit of wet 2000 grit, gentle strokes and keep it wet, back/forth until it's at the level of the surrounding paint.

Then come in with #2 or #3 machine polish to get any marks out of the existing/surrounding from the 2000 grit, then wax or Rejex. Inspect. If need be, go back with #2 (#1 may be too harsh) or 3M swirl remover for dark colors.

Rotary unit might help on these - done this a few times on various cars.

Dr Color Chip is good, can help you build up the chip if you are patient. But technique is most important.