So where's everybody going May 2nd? Park Meadows or Southlands??
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951 lets see some pics of that awesome ride of yours. You still rocking out to Def Leapord or what? I'd recommend getting the Yosetime Sam Mud flaps and a chain steering wheel just for looks you know.
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here it is, and it still looks better than your car
Wow, youre a metallurgist too....let me help you (again) with this...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tungsten, widely used in Defense Department applications but I digress.
Yes, 454 twin turbo as in BIG *** motor with turbos... guess if it has anything bigger than a 122cid you wouldnt know much.
Wow, Evo's have blinker washer fluid? Amazing. Wait, you built your own motor but had someone else install your cams? Oh yes, please, Bumpo, tell me about my car, I cant find the engine, all I see under the hood is a spare tire.
Yes, it's sad, Im a total loser who has accomplished nothing...whoa is me.
maybe we should trade cars to complete the profile.
Yes, 454 twin turbo as in BIG *** motor with turbos... guess if it has anything bigger than a 122cid you wouldnt know much.
Wow, Evo's have blinker washer fluid? Amazing. Wait, you built your own motor but had someone else install your cams? Oh yes, please, Bumpo, tell me about my car, I cant find the engine, all I see under the hood is a spare tire.
Yes, it's sad, Im a total loser who has accomplished nothing...whoa is me.
maybe we should trade cars to complete the profile.
dude I could care less about you or your dork of a friend who drives a 951. Tugsten do you even know what that is, it's used for TIG welding you moron. Dude now you're sounding like more of an idiot than your friend 951. Turbo 454? this just goes to show you don't know crap do you. You aren't worth my time either. People are laughing at me, yeah guys I could care less about. Put it this way I'm the dork who can actually build a motor with my own two hands and I'm proud of that. You guys are like the jocks in highschool who think they're so cool but end up becoming cops and total losers later in life. Think about it dude, you talk such a big game and you can't back up anything with any real comprehension. I probably know more about your POS car than you do and you're trying to tell me something, yeah right. I'm done wasting my time with you and your friend 951. Whatever you say really has no value at all. Don't forget to change your blinker fluid moron.
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GUMBa a pungent individual who tends to over explain things and/or includes every possible detail when telling stories and jokes even... no, especially when it isnt necessary. an otherwise intelligent person who doesnt realize the importance of brevity in certain situations. also takes an exceptionally long time to get ready before leaving to go anywhere. enjoys puns way too much to actually be human, though usually delivers them with exceptional timing, dryness, and cheesy wit.
damn GUMBa! or That GUMBa is one retarded monkey! also as a verb Way to GUMBa that joke!
GUMBa a pungent individual who tends to over explain things and/or includes every possible detail when telling stories and jokes even... no, especially when it isnt necessary. an otherwise intelligent person who doesnt realize the importance of brevity in certain situations. also takes an exceptionally long time to get ready before leaving to go anywhere. enjoys puns way too much to actually be human, though usually delivers them with exceptional timing, dryness, and cheesy wit.
damn GUMBa! or That GUMBa is one retarded monkey! also as a verb Way to GUMBa that joke!
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sure I'll entertain you:
Gumba driving down the street with baseball cap turned sideways and seat lowered so only his hat can be seen. Pulls up next to a 70 year old lady in a civic.
Gumba: yoz u wanna raze, cuz ma ride is phast.
Lady: huh?
Gumba: c'mon let me break you off somt'n.
light turns green and Gumba gets stomped. At next light:
Gumba: miss shift man, lets do it again, c'mon Boyeee, lets go.
Lady: WTF?
Gumba c'mon boyee (has Rice Rice Baby playing in the background)
Civic: crushes Gumba again, at next light
Gumba: I wasn't ready.
Old Lady: says::::
Gumba driving down the street with baseball cap turned sideways and seat lowered so only his hat can be seen. Pulls up next to a 70 year old lady in a civic.
Gumba: yoz u wanna raze, cuz ma ride is phast.
Lady: huh?
Gumba: c'mon let me break you off somt'n.
light turns green and Gumba gets stomped. At next light:
Gumba: miss shift man, lets do it again, c'mon Boyeee, lets go.
Lady: WTF?
Gumba c'mon boyee (has Rice Rice Baby playing in the background)
Civic: crushes Gumba again, at next light
Gumba: I wasn't ready.
Old Lady: says::::
