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JDMdoriffftoooo Apr 25, 2009 11:20 AM

Lets talk about Prche951's hidden tallent!
 
So I was just browsing around the Porsche forum reading yet another thread about them hating on GTRs when I stumbled upon this gem:


Originally Posted by Prche951 (Post 2348134)
I own a 996 tee tee,
and not cuz I have a small pee pee,
the thing is fast,
goes like a cannon blast,
it's got 800 horsepowers,
this thing ain't for smellin flowers,
I never race it in town,
but at the track I lay the smack down,
so much power the curves can be hairier,
until one day I hit a concrete barrier,
now instead of a 996 tee tee,
I got some gray azz balls and a gotee

D

I put the obvious lies in bold. Dennis, you have anything to say about this? Were you drunk?

Dr_jitsu Apr 25, 2009 01:55 PM

I was forced to give him some rep points for his blatant attempt to challenge my position as the Official 6speed poet/songwriter.

Prche951 Apr 26, 2009 07:17 AM

it's Sunday morning and you guys are hating,
I awake to all this berating,
JDMricedrift was the object of much tease,
unfairly because he loves everything Niponese,
I am not quite awake in my morning stupor,
I'll be right back cooper,
you reminded me that I gotta go take a pooper.

:D

ciao bella

Prche951 Apr 26, 2009 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by Dr_jitsu (Post 2360608)
I was forced to give him some rep points for his blatant attempt to challenge my position as the Official 6speed poet/songwriter.


out with the old, in with the newhilarious

gotcha back:D on rep

JDMdoriffftoooo Apr 26, 2009 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by Prche951 (Post 2361254)
out with the old, in with the newhilarious

gotcha back:D on rep

You going to come to the car show today? Bring on the rice mobile!

Dr_jitsu Apr 26, 2009 11:25 AM

Well, he has yet to pen a Classic like "Sweet Home Alabama (where Naseem's M3 is blue....yet it still runs like poo...") or "I bought Shoes from Mermelstein."

Prche951 Apr 26, 2009 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by Dr_jitsu (Post 2361365)
Well, he has yet to pen a Classic like "Sweet Home Alabama (where Naseem's M3 is blue....yet it still runs like poo...") or "I bought Shoes from Mermelstein."

hilarious

Dr. J, you've been around the longest. Far be it for me to speak down to my elders. :D

DEEPBLUE Apr 26, 2009 11:20 PM

here's one for the haiku crowd; :-)

JDM drives
While wearing Birkenstocks
How Does He shift?

JDMdoriffftoooo Apr 27, 2009 01:43 AM


Originally Posted by D33PBLU3 (Post 2362106)
here's one for the haiku crowd; :-)

JDM drives
While wearing Birkenstocks
How Does He shift?

Dude, Birkenstocks are old news these days. Jesus sandals are the new **** hilarious

DEEPBLUE Apr 27, 2009 08:12 AM

I wanted to say "air jerusalems" but too many syllables :-)
Still don't know how would shift, maybe that caused accident?

JDMdoriffftoooo Apr 27, 2009 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by D33PBLU3 (Post 2362351)
I wanted to say "air jerusalems" but too many syllables :-)
Still don't know how would shift, maybe that caused accident?

Sheesh, for the amount of crap you guys give me, someone better help me get a sick job when I graduate to make up for it!

Denver996tt Apr 27, 2009 02:46 PM

I would be glad to help you out with your job search as soon as we have an opening for an accident-prone photographer... :)

Prche951 Apr 27, 2009 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by Denver996tt (Post 2362912)
I would be glad to help you out with your job search as soon as we have an opening for an accident-prone photographer... :)

hilarious make sure he takes extra insurance policy to cover, loss of work and incidental vehicle damage.

JDMdoriffftoooo Apr 27, 2009 04:25 PM

don't you people have work to be doing? Since when is being rear ended such a crime? I know Dennis gets rear ended by his wife on a nightly basis!

Prche951 Apr 27, 2009 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by JDMdoriffftoooo (Post 2363076)
Dennis I want you to give me a dirty sanches!

Coop, that's crazy.hilarious


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