Lets talk about Prche951's hidden tallent!
So I was just browsing around the Porsche forum reading yet another thread about them hating on GTRs when I stumbled upon this gem:
Originally Posted by Prche951
(Post 2348134)
I own a 996 tee tee,
and not cuz I have a small pee pee, the thing is fast, goes like a cannon blast, it's got 800 horsepowers, this thing ain't for smellin flowers, I never race it in town, but at the track I lay the smack down, so much power the curves can be hairier, until one day I hit a concrete barrier, now instead of a 996 tee tee, I got some gray azz balls and a gotee D |
I was forced to give him some rep points for his blatant attempt to challenge my position as the Official 6speed poet/songwriter.
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it's Sunday morning and you guys are hating,
I awake to all this berating, JDMricedrift was the object of much tease, unfairly because he loves everything Niponese, I am not quite awake in my morning stupor, I'll be right back cooper, you reminded me that I gotta go take a pooper. :D ciao bella |
Originally Posted by Dr_jitsu
(Post 2360608)
I was forced to give him some rep points for his blatant attempt to challenge my position as the Official 6speed poet/songwriter.
out with the old, in with the newhilarious gotcha back:D on rep |
Originally Posted by Prche951
(Post 2361254)
out with the old, in with the newhilarious
gotcha back:D on rep |
Well, he has yet to pen a Classic like "Sweet Home Alabama (where Naseem's M3 is blue....yet it still runs like poo...") or "I bought Shoes from Mermelstein."
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Originally Posted by Dr_jitsu
(Post 2361365)
Well, he has yet to pen a Classic like "Sweet Home Alabama (where Naseem's M3 is blue....yet it still runs like poo...") or "I bought Shoes from Mermelstein."
Dr. J, you've been around the longest. Far be it for me to speak down to my elders. :D |
here's one for the haiku crowd; :-)
JDM drives While wearing Birkenstocks How Does He shift? |
Originally Posted by D33PBLU3
(Post 2362106)
here's one for the haiku crowd; :-)
JDM drives While wearing Birkenstocks How Does He shift? |
I wanted to say "air jerusalems" but too many syllables :-)
Still don't know how would shift, maybe that caused accident? |
Originally Posted by D33PBLU3
(Post 2362351)
I wanted to say "air jerusalems" but too many syllables :-)
Still don't know how would shift, maybe that caused accident? |
I would be glad to help you out with your job search as soon as we have an opening for an accident-prone photographer... :)
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Originally Posted by Denver996tt
(Post 2362912)
I would be glad to help you out with your job search as soon as we have an opening for an accident-prone photographer... :)
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don't you people have work to be doing? Since when is being rear ended such a crime? I know Dennis gets rear ended by his wife on a nightly basis!
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Originally Posted by JDMdoriffftoooo
(Post 2363076)
Dennis I want you to give me a dirty sanches!
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