Lets talk about Prche951's hidden tallent!
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Lets talk about Prche951's hidden tallent!
So I was just browsing around the Porsche forum reading yet another thread about them hating on GTRs when I stumbled upon this gem:
I put the obvious lies in bold. Dennis, you have anything to say about this? Were you drunk?
I own a 996 tee tee,
and not cuz I have a small pee pee,
the thing is fast,
goes like a cannon blast,
it's got 800 horsepowers,
this thing ain't for smellin flowers,
I never race it in town,
but at the track I lay the smack down,
so much power the curves can be hairier,
until one day I hit a concrete barrier,
now instead of a 996 tee tee,
I got some gray azz ***** and a gotee
D
and not cuz I have a small pee pee,
the thing is fast,
goes like a cannon blast,
it's got 800 horsepowers,
this thing ain't for smellin flowers,
I never race it in town,
but at the track I lay the smack down,
so much power the curves can be hairier,
until one day I hit a concrete barrier,
now instead of a 996 tee tee,
I got some gray azz ***** and a gotee
D
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it's Sunday morning and you guys are hating,
I awake to all this berating,
JDMricedrift was the object of much tease,
unfairly because he loves everything Niponese,
I am not quite awake in my morning stupor,
I'll be right back cooper,
you reminded me that I gotta go take a pooper.
ciao bella
I awake to all this berating,
JDMricedrift was the object of much tease,
unfairly because he loves everything Niponese,
I am not quite awake in my morning stupor,
I'll be right back cooper,
you reminded me that I gotta go take a pooper.
ciao bella
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out with the old, in with the new
gotcha back
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Dr. J, you've been around the longest. Far be it for me to speak down to my elders.
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Sheesh, for the amount of crap you guys give me, someone better help me get a sick job when I graduate to make up for it!
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make sure he takes extra insurance policy to cover, loss of work and incidental vehicle damage.