Right now I'm a small cog in a very large ineffecient machine called Federal Employment. However the real kick in the *** is the fact that they are going to replace all of us with rehabilitated Spyder Monkeys!!!

 

Good to know there will be a job waiting for me when I get out of rehab!

 

I drill for spider monkeys in the deep oceans....

 

I'm a packaging engineer for unicorn tears, specifically sized for spider monkey purchase. It's all about the marketing for the demographic.

 

I'm a pimp for spider monkeys....any Johns out there?

 

Training spider monkey's to do this...


Every car could use some weight reduction

 

To answer OP's question, I bought my first car with advertising profits from my famous YouTube video, "Gangnam Spider Monkey Style", then went on to supplement that income with fully trademarked merchandise featuring Gangam Style Spider Monkeys on shirts, lunchboxes, posters, etc.

 

I am a certified professional SMAA counselor. I assist others in sharing their Spider Monkey stories in an effort to help them bring a close to that oh so very hurtful and emotional part of their lives.

Currently we are at full capacity for our groups and are listing folks on a stand by list for next months classes. If you would like to attend a SMAA session please PM me for further details.

SMAA = SPIDER MONKEY ADDDICTS ANONYMOUS

 

I'm the head of the Spider Monkey Clinic. I test all the Spider Monkey **** Stars on here for STD's before their shoots.

 

This monkey buisness seems to be very popular among us 6 speeders

 

I work in the underground spider monkey sex slave ring. If they act up, I also do spider monkey organ trafficking

 

I'm a divorce lawyer who exclusively works with spider monkeys.

Far too many get married young and for all the wrong reasons, it really is rather sad.

 

I obtained a spider monkey assistant from Will Arnette and he's typing you this reply. BTW....his name is....I mean...my name is Ted.

 

I use to manage a restaurant overseas that had an actually spider monkey to attract customers. Her name was Fifi. I'll try to pull up an old pic xD

 

So you were a Spider Monkey's pimp??? Cool!!!