Apparently I should have gone to school in the midwest
In my next life im going to go to school in the south and meet hundreds of southern belles.....
Hey Champ, I am seriously starting to lose faith man, we are men, we do first and then ask for permission.





When the times get tough, The tough get nasty baby. By the way I thought I saw your house keeper there, she was giving lap dances for a quarter





Heh... I just got completely f***ed up at the Redwood Room in the city... I didn't think I was going to make it today. Nor do I remember paying for the bill or anything after that.
Whats new buddy, does your bottom hurt???









