Another C7 Corvette Review for Corvette Crack Addicts

You may recall two weeks ago we posted video from The Smoking Tire of the biggest assault on the C7 Corvette’s treads short of volcanic incineration. This week we are following that up with the complete Corvette review that contains those burnouts.

We’ve posted a heavy payload of ‘Vette reviews, but we’ve waited so long for an all-new Corvette to roll around, we really can’t stop basking in its newness. We also can’t stop basking in its excellence. Not one reviewer has identified any flaws because there is nothing blatantly wrong with the C7 Corvette.

Anytime I think of the new Corvette, “The Star-Spangled Banner” begins to blare within the confines of my skull, a prideful droplet rises from my left tear duct, and my right foot begins to feel 52 percent heavier. It is a wonderful feeling, once I’ve verified I’m not having a stroke.