The Hellcat is the Best Thing This Year!
Holy sweet mother of god, the new Hellcat will run a quarter mile in 10.8 seconds flat! We knew that the Hellcat was going to be bonkers ever since Dodge released the insane power figure of 707.
But hot damn I did not expect that car to be in the 10 second range. You have to figure that the car is still super heavy, even with all those horses under the hood.
Dodge has literally pulled off one of the biggest coups in the last few decades in the automotive industry. Sure things are faster and lighter than the Hellcat. But the fact that they can offer this car to the general public, make it affordable for the general public, and rip these types of crazy numbers, it boggles the mind.
I can’t wait to see what else they have to show us in the future with this car! Maybe it can turn back time by doing a brake stand? Maybe it will cure hunger? Maybe it’s Jesus? All I know is that I really, really want to try it. Please Ralph Gillies, please can I have a go?