The Carbon Pagani Huayra in the GoPro Booth is Pure Sex

Dear Jesus this Pagani is gorgeous. The way that the weave of the carbon lines up perfectly across the heavenly splendor of the body is just breathtaking, and it’s enough to make you think  it’s not completely crazy to pay over a million bucks for a car.

While I was staring at this naked testament to automotive excellence, the hair on the back of my neck literally stood up. In a show that’s lousy with heartrendingly gorgeous machines, it makes everything else look like a crude mistake, like it’s the only car fit to exist on earth, like everything else with wheels should be crushed. I wanted to touch it so badly, two hours later, I am still in physical pain from our encounter.

At one point, an off-duty booth babe strolled by and said: “Wow. What is that? It looks like the Batmobile just did a line of coke.” It’s one of the most accurate statements I’ve ever heard.

Horacio Pagani, thank you for making the world a more beautiful place. Enjoy the photos.