Simon don't make me pistol whip yo' ***... Bring your M3 over and I will greddify it.

 

What happened to this thread? Sigh I guess watching Men's gynmastics is more important than this now...

 

I've thrown out my TV. No longer necessary thanks to this thread. It has everything: plot complications, love, hate, violence, the threat of violence, digressions, relationships, bonding, comedy, car chases, drama, insults, etc...

It fills all the senses...sensory overload...

T

 

Tunner.. you must a some greenie...

 

Today I was just minfing my own business in my sweetass mother****in TTcab when this son***** in a Mercury Topaz roles up and starts revvin his engine and ****. So being a liberal minded sort of fella, I rolled down my winda and says to this geezer, Lets role Biaoootch. My launch was perfect 1st...2nd...3rd..... where'd dis dirt sausage eating mother****er go? I wasted him......Best feeling I've had in weeks. I am the man.

Lets get back to havin fun and stop the madness you bunch of knuckleheads.

 

Deetz, I do feel better after thinking about the special puppy with the colorful furry hair. Me like him.

 

I like to argue my point as much as the next guy... but this guy Tyson just takes things way out of control. He is on here shaming everyone's cars, telling everyone that he is the best driver, has the most *****, and that all tuners are a piece of sh*t except for the guys who did the work on the Protomotive TT.

I agree that the Protomotive car is bad ***, but props and respect are due to the By Design car, and the other challengers. Tyson is just an arrogant little *****, and the car he owns (not built) won a single contest, and all of a sudden he is Tiger Woods? Did Tyson do any of the wrench work on that car himself? Was Tyson behind the wheel when the car won the drag race? Is a Porsche even a dragster? Hell no... there are Hondas, Supras, Skylines, RX7s, Vettes, and many other cars that would kick the living **** out of his car in a drag race. Does the fact that the car had the biggest peak HP on the dyno mean that much? It is cool, but who cares about how much power you are making if less powerful cars are beating you around a track with equally competant drivers.

The bottom line is that Tyson is a loudmouth bastard that has no right to put himself on a pedestal over everyone on this board. So you have a lot of money... big deal... one of my clients is worth 3.6 Billion dollars. That means he could BURN a billion dollars, wipe his *** with another billion, and still have more money than Tyson if he lived 20 lifetimes... but this guy is as humble as it comes. He also owns an Enzo, CGT, McLaren F1, and about 50 other cars, but when I showed him my M3 he was gung-ho about it all day, and ended up buying one from me. All quality cars are awesome in their own respect and class, this is where Tyson is not on the same page.

I would like to humble this ***** on the track, since he is itching so bad to show me up. Accept my challenge, or else you are the biggest internet **** talking loser that has ever roamed the face of this earth in my book. If you are big pimpin' like you say you are, take $15k (should be pocket change to you) and build your self the best kart in California, bring it to the track, and lets see what you got. Kart racing is much faster paced than any car race. The karts accelerate faster, brake harder, and corner faster than anything besides an F1 car. If you are a skilled driver, than you should have no problem kicking my *** in one of these. I am a green pea and I think I will still whoop your *** back to the p*ssy you came screaming out of, which is exactly what you will be if you dont show up at the track, a screaming *****. If you are going to talk the talk, then walk the walk... otherwise you are just another Mike Tyson (P.U.N. INTENDED!).

 

I think everyone should take Tyson's posts with a grain of salt... he is just so damn funny, that I could not care less what he says... and I am sure that most of what he says, he is not really that serious about... these forums would be broing without him...

 

WOW...............posts just got low low low bringing ones mother into the picture now!

 

 

That is some funny ****, "fo shizza"!

 

I really have never seen a person make this much of an *** of himself on an internet forum....Congrats Tyson!

 

haha, this shows your class. It's all about money isn't it


You must feel real proud that you've got more money then a 22 year old college student don't ya.



Come talk to me when you get your hands dirty on your car.



so it was lap one wasn't it? Mistakes happen, and people crash, but why try to lie about it?

 

what limits? He crashed on the first lap

 

I'm sure Tyson is a nice guy, but he sure makes himself look like an *** on the internet.