I will leave the best part for last.................. Tonight driving home, I turned left on U.S.1, the light was yellow going on red (actually it was Red). Their was a Florida State Trooper at the light off to my right, which I did not see. The trooper gets behind and shines the spotlight at me. By this time I am saying "****" a Ticket. Anyway the trooper pulls up beside me at the next light and motions to me to slow down that this is not the indy 500. Great no ticket! Light turns green, I pull away very slow, the trooper gets behind and turns his blue lights on and pulls me over.

The next thing of course "License, Registration and Insurance" I hand it over and say give me a break. The trooper looks at me and says very nice car I understand how this can get away from you from time to time..............I respond would you like to drive it.......thinking he may be a "Porsche Fan". Trooper looks and just walks away. By this time I know the ticket is coming for sure.

Here comes the best Part!!!!!!!!!


The FEMALE trooper says I am only going to give you a warning this time, but I would like you to read very carefully the warning.

Oh and by the way she states to me......I don't want to drive your car but I would like to ride in the passenger seat, I am off this weekend!!!!!!!



The warning had her Phone number, with a note stating call me!!!

Is that great or what!!!! I will bring the warning to the 6 speedonline national meet to show all you guys!!!!!!

I guess I am going to have to send my wife away this weekend some where. That trooper can come in very handy at times of speeding......wouldn't you agree?

 

It is always good to know people on the inside, ask her for a "get out of a ticket free card"

 

Was she hot or a porker...No pun intended!!!

 

thats the way to PIMP

 

Oh great, now how am I supposed to go to sleep (It's late).

 

That is a true classic...I say 6speedonline makes you the Official Porsche Pimp of the year for 2003. That is great I bet your wife wouldn't be too thrilled though

 

Oh my god!!!! That is great!!! Same question as Rockitman. That kind of stuff never happens to me.

 

She was not a porker at all , She wasn't a Catherine Zeta Jones, she was cute, you would have no problem being seen in public. But I think it was more the image of her in a "Smokey the Bear Hat", Ray Bans and totally Butt *** Naked!!!


Wife???, Oh yeah.......thanks for reminding me, I guess I will going out to a costume shop for my wife. "****!!!!!!!!

 

Also, I am serious, I will be bring that to the 6 speed meeting!

 

Could you ship your trooper out here to Arizona so she can teach the photo radar speed traps the proper way to interface with a speeder?




Joe West

 

Oh man....great stuff!

 

LOL, only in Miami!

btw, you don't need a get out of ticket card in miami. when i lived there i used a service i think called ticketbusters (?) in n. miami. i had a template in my computer on which i simply changed the date and citation number before faxing to their office. my credit card number was on the bottom, every ticket (musta been darn near 20) in every juridiction (including the FHP) was dropped, and a check from AAA and then Allstate (after AAA cancelled me) for legal defense reimbursement (under their roadside assistance plans) would always follow for the total amount.

besides, a ticket and corresponding increases in insurance premiums are gonna look real cheap when your wife ditches you and takes your stuff should she find out you cheated on her.

 

But let me tell you that 85% of the female cops I have seen in San Diego are some hot pieces of aces.

 

so u gonna call her for sure?? i think u better to, since she got ur info already... don't be too happy. she's gonna track u down!

if u guys hang out, remember to take some pics oh

 

Can you say "Fatal Attraction"? Don't look in the pot if you have any pets. LOL. Did she come along side when the guy asked for ID or did she just take HIS word that you were cute? Maybe they were fighting over you and she won the flip! It is Miami afterall.