I think it is time we put together another adventure. Feel free to continue it......................

I woke up this morning to a beautiful sunrise. The cold morning air called to me to take the KPV-Porsche-Gemballa-IA-GIAC-996-TT beast out for a drive. I figured I would get a start before all of the road hogs woke up and clogged up the travelways. So off to the garage I went. Well, lo and behold, what did I find in the garage? Stephen from Imagine Auto. My goodness, what a surprise! Actually, come to think of it, what was he doing in my garage sleeping on the floor next to my car?
Well, I figured if I wanted an answer, I would have to ask the question. "Stephen, what are you doing here?", I asked. He replied, "Rox kicked me out for spending too much time on the 6speed forum. She said I needed to realign my priorities. I figured you were talking about flying me in for the top secret Stage 14 install, so I would kill two birds with one wrench!!"
"Lucky me!", I thought.
Well, after 8 hours of wrenching side by side, it was done. The KPV-Porsche-Gemballa-IA-GIAC-996-TT-Stage 14 beast was now pushing 2,000 horsepower to the wheels!! We had a new ported, polished and blueprinted block and race head, many new engine internals, higher compression ratio, laughing gas, new berilium halfshafts, titanium transmission gears, a Stage 9 clutch and of course a superdango duplexing oscillating fuel delivery hobodgknick and it rocked!!!
It was time for the test drive!!!
I figured we might as well take the test drive from NJ all the way to Kansas to return Stephen to his rightful abode. So off we went.
We hit the highway and I gunned it. The modicular transmitosis drive sytem gave a little whine and then all of a sudden the power came on as anticipated. In no time we were cruising at 180mph!!!!
All of a sudden, without any warning........

 

Ken - your out of your tree - and I love every second of it

 

All of a sudden, without any warning........ my blow up doll flew out the window...........

 

A trooper came out from no where and radioed ahead to have them stopped, Of course, being the law bidding citizens that they are......... they stopped..............The FEMALE trooper came over and asked for KPV's PILOT's license to fly that thing down the road.............KPV responded " I know Orlando in Miami" and the Female trooper responded "Sorry Sir" "Orlando is my Pimp" you are free to proceed at 180.............

 

...So on we continue at 180...190...200...210...220mph! I look over to Stephen and ask, "how much faster will she go?" To which Stephen replies....

 

Theoretically, Stage 14 is capable of a whopping 300 mph, although we have only tested it to 275mph. Take it up to the limit..............

 

Ken, She is going to blow, Stephen replies "warp speed" the DILITIAM CRYSTALS are about to kick in and away....................

 

A Tomahawk Bike with a V10 viper engine comes speeding by at 300 MPH while Ken is goin 275. Lo and behold, you see that Jaques Nasser is riding the bike with a sign on his back that says "porsche sux!" Ken turns on is 1000 shot nitros and meets up with him while going 300 and then Ken takes out his Zoro sword and writes "porsche rules" on his back.

 

Once when Ken pulls up to the tomahawk he pulls out Sharky's Ghetto Colt 45 and shoots out the tires and the rider is thrown from the bike but hits the blow up doll and survives. Just as we get back to the road the Valentine 1 goes off and is showing 15 bogey ahead when I put all of my weight on the center pedal and I feel the huge 8 piston 15" Brembo's slow down the car to 65 MPH and much to my suprise I see a Texas trooper in Ohio with his Kustom Falcon radar gun pointed right at me and signals me to pull over. After I exit the car he tells me that a driver called the police dept. and thought they saw a UFO, but the UFO turned out to be the Stage 14 996 TT. Crap, but just when I thought I was going to join Budman in the Big house the cop said that they couldn't ID the speeder as me and they let me go so I left Ohio on my way to Kansas when........

 

suddenly there's a blinding light and when we open our eyes we've been transported back to 1804 - now we need to find 200 gigawatts of power....

 

lift-off was achieved. As we were flying toward Kansas in Chitty-Chitty Bling-Bling, the radar goes off showing a MIG bogey has just fired a side-winder at us. Luckily, Gemballa's latest aerokit has full hydraulic flaps and I'm able to do a 10-G climb as the missle goes by. Just then over the radio I hear, " Ken, it's me Maverick & Goose and we've got your six. Hang in there as Iceman almost has full lock." A few seconds later, big explosion and the MIG is down! Whew, a close one! Now I realize if I'm gonna go this fast, some offensive weaponry has to be the next mod. Anyone wanna do a group buy on heat-seekers?

 

Man that was a great morning dream!!!

 

Hearing that Ken and Stephen may be in trouble the BUDMAN fires up his experimental PES/EVO/GIAC

STAGE 69

that is not fully sorted. The BUDMAN yells for ROBIN (aka Hani) and says we are at DEFCON 9 and we must help Ken and Stephen. ROBIN being the sane one says "BUDMAN" STAGE 69 is only experimental. The BUDMAN replys "ROBIN sometimes you just gotta say what the F***!"

"Hold on to your horses ROBIN we have to go through Wheeler County Texas to get to Ken" Robin reply's "Oh **** no Wheeler County the last time we were there you were wearing a pretty orange jumpsuit and I had to bail your *** out!"

"It's okay ROBIN with STAGE 69 not even a Oklahoma trooper with an M16 can stop us!"

Suddenly.....

 

Its like a deja vu!! Cops start chasing us and I put the pedal all the way to the floor and see that spec disappear in my self-dimming mirror. I call Stephen on his cell and he manages to radio the IA truck ahead and we drive right into it. Budman and Hani quickly get out of the car, get some disguises on, and pray that unlike Saddam they will not be found.

 

Meanwhile, after having that encounter with the MIG, Stephen and I are having some problems with the landing flaps. "We are coming in WAY TOO FAST Ken", says Stephen. "Pull up!! Pull up!!!!".......................