pretty dumb in a hospital parking lot, these of all in my experience are very heavily monitored and patroled. Good chance of you finding out who dun it!
That in inself will be priceless!!! (oh yeah, and then I'd kill him)

 

make him eat the trans fat bunn that should do it

 

Don't bother tracking the guy down and beating him up. Track down what he loves the most and beat that down to a pulp...that will hurt him more than anything.

 

I say take the higher road and have your machine detailed again and then post to everyone he/she comes into contact with of how he/she acts when they think no-one is watching. Peer pressure is a mighty tool seldom used. Your call though..

 

talk about rotten luck! Sorry man!

 

being bunned is a serious crime, definately deserves a kicking.

 

If you can get a good video that shows who it is then I vote for putting it on the Web!

Let the world see this idiot at work! In fact send a copy to his boss!

Roger

 

I hate when I hear this crap ... it just disgusts me.

 

hahahah.. i got bunned... i was wondering what this post was about... never imagined you really got bunned.. hehe

 

A cut gas line and a match go a long way...

 

Now this is getting good.

I will update soon as I hear

 

"You guys are all to nice to this man or woman that has defaced one of our fellow good members of this great board."

I say we have a good old fashion HUNT.. we take him to one of our houses in the middle of no where. You know some of you got hunting lodges i am sure. Give him the best hamburger ever made...then tell him he's got a hour.

We get in out ATV's custom fitted with paint ball guns and airsoft guns... with really cool fiberglass porsche mock up bodies... Then hunt him down like the horrible person he or she is..

Sorry but i have issues.. LOL

 

Confront the person and tell them that your car was damaged in some ridiculous way. The egg whites in the mayonaise damaged your paint and got into the fresh air intake for the HVAC system. The dealership informed you that the car needs to be resprayed, the entire HVAC system needs to be disassembled and cleaned, and you will need to be compensated for diminished value. The dealership called this morning and so far the estimate is $13,000. Mention that considering their unscrupulous behavior, you would prefer a cashier's check ASAP. Then let him know that you will settle for a detail and a public apology.

 

do you think it's someone you know?

 

If you positively find out who it is...

Find out his/her mailing address. Select some twisted child pornography magazine. Purchase a subscription for your Friend with his/her name on it but change the mailing address by 1 number. The magazine will come addressed to your Friend but will be delivered to his/her neighbor. The neighbor will have to take the magazine over to your new Friend -- Every month. The neighbors will take care of the rest of the humiliation for you. This works especially well if they live in an apartment complex and use the pool or the laundry. You get a years worth of monthly revenge for one second of jealousy. Maybe you'll even make them move, that's a bonus. You could send it to their workplace, but that's really hardcore.