Got Bunned yesterday.
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I tried that low-carb diet once myself.
While I did feel a little weird, I never had the urge to take my ketosis out on someone else's windshield.
Wait'll someone tells him Atkins is dead...
While I did feel a little weird, I never had the urge to take my ketosis out on someone else's windshield.
Wait'll someone tells him Atkins is dead...
Last edited by vanboost; Dec 7, 2006 at 07:51 PM.
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Originally Posted by jrok
If you positively find out who it is...
Find out his/her mailing address. Select some twisted child pornography magazine. Purchase a subscription for your Friend with his/her name on it but change the mailing address by 1 number. The magazine will come addressed to your Friend but will be delivered to his/her neighbor. The neighbor will have to take the magazine over to your new Friend -- Every month. The neighbors will take care of the rest of the humiliation for you. This works especially well if they live in an apartment complex and use the pool or the laundry. You get a years worth of monthly revenge for one second of jealousy. Maybe you'll even make them move, that's a bonus. You could send it to their workplace, but that's really hardcore.
Find out his/her mailing address. Select some twisted child pornography magazine. Purchase a subscription for your Friend with his/her name on it but change the mailing address by 1 number. The magazine will come addressed to your Friend but will be delivered to his/her neighbor. The neighbor will have to take the magazine over to your new Friend -- Every month. The neighbors will take care of the rest of the humiliation for you. This works especially well if they live in an apartment complex and use the pool or the laundry. You get a years worth of monthly revenge for one second of jealousy. Maybe you'll even make them move, that's a bonus. You could send it to their workplace, but that's really hardcore.
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Originally Posted by 2thfixr
Confront the person and tell them that your car was damaged in some ridiculous way. The egg whites in the mayonaise damaged your paint and got into the fresh air intake for the HVAC system. The dealership informed you that the car needs to be resprayed, the entire HVAC system needs to be disassembled and cleaned, and you will need to be compensated for diminished value. The dealership called this morning and so far the estimate is $13,000. Mention that considering their unscrupulous behavior, you would prefer a cashier's check ASAP. Then let him know that you will settle for a detail and a public apology.
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