Yip, would love to know of anyone on here has been subject to a bit of husband panel beatin'

Cmon spill

 

Actually, as an ex-professional profiler, I'd say that handwriting was a man's.

Gotta wonder what that means that he wrote Cheating Bastar(sic) on the side of a car?

 

Reminds me once when my daughter was 4 years old. She took a rock to my BMW & 911 and thought it was great that she could create drawings on my cars.

She hit hit every panel. Even my wife said I showed extreme control when I scolded her controling my temper as tears were flowing down my eyes.

Such fond memories.

 

I agree, you can mess with a lot of things but never a mans cars.

 

nice psed pic!

 

The only equal revenge is to burn the *****es shoe collection... or her hooked on phonics tapes

 

Fellow 6speeder...you should be the one who holds the "button" that launches TEH NUKE...you are superhuman. PERIOD

 

ooooooooooooooooooooo my body just cringe reading that..... you are superhumman!


may i ask what kind of drawings she drew?

 

All he has to do is hold up on the checks she'll want him to write eventually...

 

Ouch that is gonna leave a mark!

 

She was learning her letters and mostly tried spelling her name. Not to bore you guys w/ the details, but how it got discovered was interesting.

We had a few neighbors over who happen to be standing next to the car and called me over. It was just beginning to get dark on this warm summer night and at first glance, it looked like spider webs on my BMW. It wasn't until I tried whisking them away that I could feel the actual scratches. My mind raced thinking where in the world I could have parked and what madman would have done something so malicious to my car? Then, I recall seeing my daughter the evening before around my car, so I called her over.

When I asked her if she drew on "daddy's car", she smiled yes. (Mind you, this was in front of all our neighbors.) Trembling and biting my lip, I asked her if she was supposed to draw on "daddy's car." She started crying, no. So, w/ tears also running down my face, I asked where she's supposed to draw to which she responded, "paper." What could I do, but simply tell her not to do it again.

I later learned my neighbors complimented my wife on "how well I handled the situation."

It was the following morning after I dropped my BMW off at the body shop that I went to get into my Porsche that I noticed it too.

BTW, I'm still in therapy.

 

God, Est8 - what a crazy story!! I bet her college fund shrunk significantly after that

 

Est... Just remember they are only cars...your daughter is worth more than any car or gaggle of cars...hope this helps with the therapy.

 

Car Restraining Order (needed)

 

Est8, thanks for the write up! Entertaining to read the nonetheless! i bet it sounds funny now that you look back! good memories haha

Boy, therapy must be harsh haha, i would have flipped the whole world upside down!

Then again i dont have a kids, but just by reading, her response, it was very cute/innocent!