I have been practicing medicine for over 30 years and I have just identified a new disease: Porscheritis

symptoms: After a day of golf and yard work, I noticed that my C4S was only 99.9% clean, so I washed it, Since it was then clean, I clay barred it, then ,of coures, I had to wash it again and then applied a coat of Zaino. I then went for a long ride and when I came back, I had to remove the bugs, so out came the quick detailer...


Any other person I would label as Obscessive-compulsove, but I think I just have Porscheritis


I know of no known cure

 

Expose yourself to hard driving in a 911 for at least 4 hrs a day... That doesn't cure it, but it helps calming the symptoms.

 

Holy Crap! I got it too! Wash, clay bar, wash, Z-2, Z-2, Z-5, Z-2, Drive hard! Woo Hoo!

 

I got it! Helllllp

 

the big problem with porscheritis is that it is somehow related to another disease called "mod eritis". . . no incubation period at all, immediate symptoms and addiction

 

moderitis is easily curable...just spend 60k at BD or 20k at lucent and you will never need a single mod again. as for the porscheritis your f@#ked unless you go bankrupt, you won't have the car to worry about.

 

Good to see you back on Erik

 

good to be back bud.

 

Darren,
I'm confused now. Good to see who back. . .
Ron