A Riche Blonda and the 911
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A Riche Blonda and the 911
A rich blonde,buys a new automatic 911.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day,
She drives the car perfectly well during the day,
but at night, the car just won't move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a
After trying to drive the car at night for a
week (but without any luck), she furiously
calls the Porsche dealer and they send out a
technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds
technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds
nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde
and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the
right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies:
"You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could ask
such a question? I'm not stupid you know!
right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies:
"You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could ask
such a question? I'm not stupid you know!
Of course I am using the right gears;
I use D during the day and N at night."
It's a great joke! Thanks for the laugh 
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
