Last night I went to the WIVK Radio Appreciation Show in Knoxville, TN.....a zillion people at an outdoor Country Music show.....this amazingly fine filly is standing next to me, and a seriously redneck dude with a wad of dip in his lip approaches her and says " GOT ANY HILLBILLY IN YA' "....she says no, and he says "WANT SOME."

 

What we don't realize is the brilliant simplicity of this approach. Our daring Hillbilly is simply using an efficient algorithm for finding love.

First, he's looking for a one-nighter, so he doesn't want a girl who's going to want much conversation.
Second, a line like that will only evoke one of two outcomes, 1) a swift rejection, or b) a hot prospect.
Third, statistics indicate that a small percentage of women will respond positively to a straight request for sex. Let's use 1% as an assumption.

If our would-be lothario can approach a woman every minute, and deliver his line, he's got break-even odds of finding Mrs. Right-for-tonight in less than an hour, and odds approaching 100% by the time Lone Star are done with that fokkin' front porch song.

If it's a Gretchen Wilson show, halve those times.

Sometimes, the power of persistence overwhelms the deleterious effects of the mullet. The rest of us can simply gaze on in amazement.

 

 

That's a derivative of an old Dennis Rodman line. He used to ask white girls if they had any black in them.

 

That line easily pre-dates Dennis Rodman's birth.

 

And he not only bagged, but married, Carmen Electra.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum