I am afraid to try it

 

You get a nice surprise in your pants.

 

Lol...very funny.

Reminds me of the time brother and I were in Vegas many years ago. We were standing at the counter of an exotic rental car signing the paperwork for a Viper GTS next to another guy who was with his wife finishing up their paperwork.

He saw me outside looking at the condition of the tires and heard me tell the salesman we didn't want X car due to the low tread. The couple was before us and ended up taking the car with better tires. We subsequently tell salesman we won't take the other Viper with bad tires and he agrees to take us to another location where they had another GTS. Meanwhile the couple left with the red GTS.

As we're wrapping up and getting ready to go to the other side of town to get another car the other guy comes back in...hey...where is the traction control...lol...needless to say he and his wife rented another car.

Man did we enjoy that car for 24hrs...

 

I will be sure to wear my Depends diapers then