is this what our cars say about us?
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is this what our cars say about us?
someone sent it via email.
hmmm.
ACURAAlways Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AUDIAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Bavarian Money Waster
Bring My Wad!
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVY
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet
CHRYSLER
Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery
Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
DAEWOO
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
GMGeneral Mistakes
Getting Malignant
GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich?
Kia
Keep It Away!
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea Invades America
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Most Are Zealously Duped Always
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
NISSAN
Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz
Never In Season Simply A No-show
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PONTIACPoor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
PORSCHE
PORSCHE- Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
SAAB
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Assed American Buyers
SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty
SATURN
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARUStupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
hmmm.
ACURAAlways Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AUDIAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Bavarian Money Waster
Bring My Wad!
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVY
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet
CHRYSLER
Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery
Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
DAEWOO
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
GMGeneral Mistakes
Getting Malignant
GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich?
Kia
Keep It Away!
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea Invades America
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Most Are Zealously Duped Always
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
NISSAN
Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz
Never In Season Simply A No-show
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PONTIACPoor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
PORSCHE
PORSCHE- Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
SAAB
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Assed American Buyers
SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty
SATURN
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARUStupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
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haha..that is funny LiL Raja....at least PORSCHE has the best one "Proof Only Rich Sexy Cahoonas Have Everything" 
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