Nice 997 pics from NY Auto Show........
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Originally Posted by vincenzina
those yellow instruments inside makes me think caution, caution..
I dont know if I ever could redline it!!
I dont know if I ever could redline it!!
Didn't you know?.......
Green = go
Red = stop
Yellow = GO REALLY FAST!!
At least that's how I color code traffic lights
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Thats is funny......
You've changed my thinking on how I see yellow now...
I will explain this idea to the next cop that pulls me over...since I seem to sometimes make sudden moves.. that make me stand out in traffic...
but officer...Yellow means go really fast...I will try to be good, that statement will surely send me right to traffic school.
You've changed my thinking on how I see yellow now...
I will explain this idea to the next cop that pulls me over...since I seem to sometimes make sudden moves.. that make me stand out in traffic...
but officer...Yellow means go really fast...I will try to be good, that statement will surely send me right to traffic school.
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Yes, BUT in addition to rationalizing the yellow gauge theory to him, you have the advantage of female persuasion on your side, and I'm confident you'll be able to wiggle yourself out of getting that ticket!
Unlike us guys, you have the option of:
ditzing
pouting
flirting
cleavaging
crying
......the list goes on, but what do us guys get to use on Mr. Ocifer?
Ocifer: "Licence and reg please..."
Me: "Um, would ya like a donut? Just picked up a fresh dozen."
Ocifer: "Step out of the car please......"
Unlike us guys, you have the option of:
ditzing
pouting
flirting
cleavaging
crying
......the list goes on, but what do us guys get to use on Mr. Ocifer?
Ocifer: "Licence and reg please..."
Me: "Um, would ya like a donut? Just picked up a fresh dozen."
Ocifer: "Step out of the car please......"
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A donut........OMG thats funnier than before
Cleavage has been known to work in Cali.... 
After a woman tries all those things with an Officer, she may end up with a date instead of a ticket......
and hes driving the Porsche, us chicks dont want that!............ No, No, No, I'll take the ticket!!
I would only consider 'The Cry Feature' if I was going 110MPH plus in a 65MPH.....
Just bring on summer...PLEASE
After a woman tries all those things with an Officer, she may end up with a date instead of a ticket......
and hes driving the Porsche, us chicks dont want that!............ No, No, No, I'll take the ticket!!I would only consider 'The Cry Feature' if I was going 110MPH plus in a 65MPH.....
Just bring on summer...PLEASE
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Good question
Decisions...decisions..
Well, it depends on the infraction...
Honestly, I am getting a ticket, and going to jail if driving 100 MPH
Maybe...just maybe she has a Porsche, odds arent looking too good on a percentage basis though!!
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I kinda refuse to flirt with a woman....well!!!
Well, it depends on the infraction...
Honestly, I am getting a ticket, and going to jail if driving 100 MPH
Maybe...just maybe she has a Porsche, odds arent looking too good on a percentage basis though!!
.I kinda refuse to flirt with a woman....well!!!
Yellow Is Thee Color ...
Nada nope wont happen
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