Originally Posted by Me_qwkr

So yesturday i am driving my friends Cayenne S back from lunch with him and another friend. When all of a sudden behind me this person in a ML55 starts to honk and give me the finger and what not. I check the speedo and am doing exactly a little over the speed limit but well within means. So i waver the person around which the person REFUSES to do. So this person pulls up along side flips me off and starts honking at me and stuff.

So my friend who owns the Cayenne rolls down the window and flicks Turkey with mayo and mustarad on the persons side window. (NOT MY IDEA.... He was having a bad day and this didnt help)... Then its ROAD RAGE. This person starts to go nuts and trys to keep up with me in traffic. I roll to a near by school REALLY FAST.. But as soon as i am in eye distance slam the brakes to hope they will past and instead they slam their brakes, slides to the side and nicks a car. Still doesnt stop i go through the school at like 5 mph and they are right behind. I get held up by traffic and now this 5.6 390lbs WOMAN gets out with the biggest plastic cup that must hold at least 48oz and THROWS it at the rear window.

Well it hits the cayenne and bounces off and smacks her window and puts a nick in it. She gets all pissy picks up the cup and lodges it at the top of the cayenne where it just slides off the top as i start to move. My buddy makes me let him out and he takes his snapple and just pours the liquiod on her windshild and says "COOL IT... there are kids." She doenst care and now starts to follow me again. After 15 minutes of balling around and going nuts on this cayenne with the ML just behind I SLAM THE BRAKES.. So hard my other buddy in the car has seatbelt burns on him and turn down an ally. The woman tries to do the same with her car and SLAMS right into the side of a concrete building, (storage place.) We go back to help her and see if she is okay and she just looks at us and say,

"What THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.. I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. GOd DAM YOU SNOT NOSE LITTLE KIDS. I am going to have you for this."

So we called the cops and left. Telling the cops she was all hyped up on something and stuff.

But this ML was DONE... Smacked the wall doing at least 20mph.

But yeah..I must say I LOVE THE CAYENNE.. all it did was smoke the brakes a little when i stopped 3 minutes latter. But still VERY LITTLE Brake fade and so fourth... JUST A GREAT CAR... GO PORSCHE

All person places and so fourth stated above all took place in Mexico City down the street from the McDonalds.