Calvin Klein mens boxers FS (Size XL)
These Calvin Klein boxers were purchased at Sak's Off Fifth for $15.00 USD, however they were one size too large. I wore them only twice, each for a short time, before realizing that the boxers were simply too big and were bunching up in the middle when I did lunges to firm up before happy hour at Las Olas on Cinco de Mayo. They are in excellent condition (I'd say 95% like new... no visible tracks, skidmarks or match burns, only normal wear expected from being worn twice for a very short time), comes with original bag, and even the original shopping bag if you wish. These boxers are 100% authentic Calvin Klein, model number 062006, and are a size XL. Final sale only, no returns or lease options. Buyer pays for shipping. Washing extra.

Price: 7.50 or best offer. More pictures available upon request, but I should shave down first.

 

Someone please buy these before I do!

 

how long is "a short time?"

 

Theyre run in properly and everything, this is a deal guys! If I could afford these I would get them in a hearbeat! Someone jump on these before its too late!

 

Any lingering odors?

 

Are we talking 5ft smell radius, or a close proximity sniff?

 

I don't know, after happy hour, I blacked out. When I woke up in the morning, they were on a lamp and there was a riding crop on the nightstand. That's all I can say.

 

 

If they pass a proximity sniff, I may take them. My cars can be "5 foot lookers" but I hold my undies to a higher standard.

 

Could you please post the BIN number so I can run a Boxerfax before I buy? When was the last inspection, and what was the milage at?

Dibs if everything checks out.

 

Did you eat any burritos before wearing?

 

Interested in any trades? I have a lightly used pair or two that might interest you.

 

Hey Dave... I need to get PPI done first.

 

Would you consider a trade for several pairs of lightly soiled underoos?

 

Guys, I appreciate your patronage, but I'm sorry to inform you that a higher bidder has surfaced. Due to the increasing proclivity of this site to attract new members of low character and integrity levels, I had no choice but to run a parallel advertising campaign in the back of American Soiled Skivvies (***) magazine, and a guy responded from overseas with an amazing offer. He wants to trade his phenomenal life-long naval lint collection for my fouled Calvins, and it's just a little too incredible for me to pass up. Evidently US brands bring a pretty penny over in Europe, so he's going to put his son through college, his wife through dental, buttock and breast implants, his dog through a vasectomy, and his mother through a thorough body and facial waxing, all from the proceeds he plans to obtain through the sale of this item on the secret Brown Market out there. He said his name was Tinus...hey, it couldn't be?...nah.....

If he backs out, I'll be sure to offer up this valuable lot to the next highest bidder.

Just in case, 05997S what kind of underoos are we talking about here?