Was reading police blotter today. Crazy **** is going on in Atherton:

http://www.mercurynews.com/localnews...nes/ci_7925455

 

Wow..I thought the area was kinda protected a touch from that stuff..

 

sadly there are no protection from puffy jackets

 

This incident in Redwood City is nearly as funny:

1401 Broadway, 12:05 p.m. Jan. 8 A man lying in a parking lot declined to press charges against the man who whacked him over the head with a baseball bat.

 

i bought this for peddlers!!!!!

on the advice of secure i carry at all times now!

 

HAHA... So men with puffy jackets better not knock on your door!!!

 

That's pretty unusual, the blotter usually has stuff like "An elderly woman was seen crossing a street" and "A golden retriever was seen pooping on a lawn. The street was blocked off by police. No arrests were made."

 

Oh Great... I'm avoiding you now in case of a miss fire.

 

he might "call it" a misfire..... haha

 

I'm actually pretty well versed in firearms - though mainly assault rifles (ROTC days when I was slim and hot). I just never choose to own one myself.

Almost everyone I know who's had a handgun was either threatened with it at least once by their significant other during an argument, or discharged it accidentally.

Handguns - especially that 9mm, are notoriously inaccurate and just doesn't have enough stopping power. For home protection I'd rather have a shotgun.

 

Guess I can't come over anymore.

 

What are you gone do with that BB gun. Put some ones eye out. That wouldn't even get past the first layer of fat on me bro. I am coming over for your ****.

 

is that... uh... that cant be... is that fur on knick's jacket collar?

 

That's . I can't belive they report that sh*t in the paper. Jeez.

 

I dunno about puffy jackets but this one had some poetic irony:

Palo Alto
600 block of Hansen Way, 2:36 p.m. Jan. 6 A large flat panel television was stolen from the front lobby of a law office.