well we've got our designated driver now.

 

The best part of Golf is the golf jokes. Don't go in to the tourney unarmed!

My Favorite: (stop me if you've heard this one...)

Two men are on the 14th hole, when a funeral procession drives by just as one of the men is teeing up. He stops, turns toward to procession, takes his golf hat off and covers his heart. Very solemnly. Once the procession passes, he puts himself back together and starts to tee off again. The other man, totally impressed says, "that was the most touching display of respect I think I have ever seen." The other man replies, "Well she'd earned it, I was married to that woman for 40 years. She died Wednesday."

 

Don't stand too close to the ball...........AFTER you've hit it

 

Hahaha I'm going to use that one trevor! 12 hours from total embarrasment. I did hold my onw in wii-golf. And we all know performance on a wii is just like real life

 

On Saturday while you all were playing cars I shot a 51 on the front side BUT had 23 puts. I 3 putted everything. My swing was good but I need to spend time at the put put course.

 

Went golfing about a month ago and after my 20th stroke or so on my 3rd hole, I left for the driving range. Haven't played in about 10 years myself.

 

I'm telling you guy's, we need a 6speed golf day here soon...........

 

Just get the ball past the red tees. You'll have a rough day if you don't.