hilarious craigslist listing
#16
Mark I don't think he's the type that will write ads for a guy that likes white cars and Mini.
#18
That was knee-slappin' hi-larious! My favorite gems:
"You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes."
Classic.
"You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes."
Classic.
#20
Mark pulled it off after he bought the car, the writer and the copyright to the ad.
#23
I need to get me an XTerra, I've always wanted to dance like Hammer. The 80's are coming back, you know....
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574-287-2345 ext. 4643
**Don't forget to add my name to online orders!**
Or use this link:
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#29
Atomic, can you micro the car and leave Mark full size in his new pants? That should make him feel HUGE!