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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by H20SKIER
Carly wants the pants sorry. I actually spit on my computer when I saw the pants at the end.

It's just plain perfect. I'm taking his number and he's writing my ads if I ever sell a car
Mark I don't think he's the type that will write ads for a guy that likes white cars and Mini.
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by vincentdds
Mark I don't think he's the type that will write ads for a guy that likes white cars and Mini.
Vincent so violent this am
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 10:46 AM
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That was knee-slappin' hi-larious! My favorite gems:

"You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes."


Classic.
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 11:06 AM
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I guess somebody out there doesn't have a sense of humor.
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 11:22 AM
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I guess somebody out there doesn't have a sense of humor.
Mark pulled it off after he bought the car, the writer and the copyright to the ad.
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 11:25 AM
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The best car for sale ad I've seen. FANTASTIC!
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by vincentdds
Mark pulled it off after he bought the car, the writer and the copyright to the ad.
I think he actually did buy it.
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 11:49 AM
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I need to get me an XTerra, I've always wanted to dance like Hammer. The 80's are coming back, you know....

 
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Originally Posted by atomic80
I think he actually did buy it.
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Mark does have CAR-D-D as he likes to put it.
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 11:55 AM
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The 80's are coming back, you know....

U can't touch this...
 
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Originally Posted by atomic80
I think he actually did buy it.
Be ready when he calls you for a photo shoot of him in that pant soon.
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:23 PM
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just need a swap for 6speed.....sorry terrorist shooters
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 01:39 PM
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that was awesome!! if I wasn't at the office i would be laughing so damn hard!!
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by vincentdds
Be ready when he calls you for a photo shoot of him in that pant soon.
Atomic, can you micro the car and leave Mark full size in his new pants? That should make him feel HUGE!
 
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 02:51 PM
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I think mark would look like a modern day vanilla ice in those pants. Hook him up with some lines in his hair and a flat top and bueno
 

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