Manliest Car in the World
Manliest Car in the World
I was checking out the May edition of Top Gear magazine at Barnes & Noble today and read a funny quote from Richard Hammond's review of the Vauxhaul VXR8 Bathurst S Edition. Frickin'
! It is a badass ride and probably deserves his praise. Too bad we won't get it stateside but now someone's gotta hop up a G8 stat.
560hp Walkinshaw supercharged V8

528 lb-ft torque
"The metallic, bitter whine of the supercharger shrieks above the basso ruminations of the big V8 to make a noise like Sid Vicious screaming obscenities down a vacuum pipe accompanied by Thor, completely pissed and playing timpani using dinosaur-bones as drumsticks. It's the single manliest thing anywhere, ever. And it works like a combination of Red Bull, 80 percent proof vodka, raw steak, Red Savina chillis, hardcore pornography, full-contact martial arts and bull fighting. I fear I may have made a postbox pregnant simply by driving past it."
! It is a badass ride and probably deserves his praise. Too bad we won't get it stateside but now someone's gotta hop up a G8 stat.560hp Walkinshaw supercharged V8


528 lb-ft torque

"The metallic, bitter whine of the supercharger shrieks above the basso ruminations of the big V8 to make a noise like Sid Vicious screaming obscenities down a vacuum pipe accompanied by Thor, completely pissed and playing timpani using dinosaur-bones as drumsticks. It's the single manliest thing anywhere, ever. And it works like a combination of Red Bull, 80 percent proof vodka, raw steak, Red Savina chillis, hardcore pornography, full-contact martial arts and bull fighting. I fear I may have made a postbox pregnant simply by driving past it."
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One of these guys belongs behind the wheel of the VXR8. Check out the list of the Manliest Names in the World. #2 is Dick Pound and #1 is Max Fightmaster. Werd. Never realized there are actual "Manliest fill-in-the-blank" lists.
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982...-in-world.html
"Look, we know you probably don't believe us but we promise you there is a real, actual guy called Max Fightmaster. He was mentioned on CBS News in an article about the Iraq war.
We know, it blew our damn minds, as well. You think, sure, he's talking to the news and he just makes up a fake name, like the e-mail Bill O'Reilly read on the air from "Jack Mehoffer." But no, we looked him up and he's a real guy. He also has a MySpace, although it's set to private, denying casual browsers the insight into what Fightmaster gets up to day-to-day. However, we like to think it's probably something completely f*&^ing awesome."
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982...-in-world.html
"Look, we know you probably don't believe us but we promise you there is a real, actual guy called Max Fightmaster. He was mentioned on CBS News in an article about the Iraq war.
We know, it blew our damn minds, as well. You think, sure, he's talking to the news and he just makes up a fake name, like the e-mail Bill O'Reilly read on the air from "Jack Mehoffer." But no, we looked him up and he's a real guy. He also has a MySpace, although it's set to private, denying casual browsers the insight into what Fightmaster gets up to day-to-day. However, we like to think it's probably something completely f*&^ing awesome."
The bat mobile was a close runner up. But as you know...NOTHING can take the win over the pink panter mobile in my book! 



its funny, I never noticed ANY pink cars before I met you and now I see them all over....just last night we parked by a "REALLY PINK" Honda. I thought of you right away and laughed....said to myself...NAH, she wouldn't like that, then smiled and said, but she would look!!!
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