Dubai; the city of extravagance, and give-no-effs attitude when it comes one-upping your neighbor… or the entire country.

In a world where everyone with a smartphone can easily upload content to the Internet in a heartbeat, it’s rare to see any world-exclusive news, but that’s exactly what we’ve got here regarding the new Bugatti Chiron.

Many critics, most of them completely idiotic, have poked fun of the mighty Bugatti Veyron. They say it’s too big, sluggish, heavy, and in some cases—ugly. But they’re all wrong.

We want all Bugatti Chirons to be like this one.

Want to know the top speed of the new Bugatti Chiron? Of course you do.

So, by now, everyone and their mother knows what the Bugatti Veyron is. It was a concorde moment in time. An Apollo moon landing among the automotive world.