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Chris,
I am going to schedule a check up appointment w/ you for sometime betwee Dec 15th and Jan 10th.
Speaking of prostate exams, I just so happen to have a story
My wife loves her primary care doctor (she is an FP w/ a sub spec in pediatrics and also sees my son).
I come from the school where you don't get check ups and die at 50. However, at my wifes behest I go to see her doc....she wanted to talk about my health/red meat consumption/chest pains...I told her "look doc, worring about that **** is for pussies." I then said "what I am really interested in is getting my wife to lose some weight, can we talk about that?"
She gave me the skunk eye, and replied in her heavy Mumbai accent "don't you tell her what to do you horrible man you...now drop your pants and bend over..." Then she snapped on the plastic glove and gave me the old finger wiggle, as if she was punishing me.
Her hot nurse was in the office all the time and I suggested to her that she should simultaneously examine me for testicular cancer.
Well, long story short, I need a new FP
By the way, can I get a pic of YOUR nurse?
I am going to schedule a check up appointment w/ you for sometime betwee Dec 15th and Jan 10th.
Speaking of prostate exams, I just so happen to have a story
My wife loves her primary care doctor (she is an FP w/ a sub spec in pediatrics and also sees my son).
I come from the school where you don't get check ups and die at 50. However, at my wifes behest I go to see her doc....she wanted to talk about my health/red meat consumption/chest pains...I told her "look doc, worring about that **** is for pussies." I then said "what I am really interested in is getting my wife to lose some weight, can we talk about that?"
She gave me the skunk eye, and replied in her heavy Mumbai accent "don't you tell her what to do you horrible man you...now drop your pants and bend over..." Then she snapped on the plastic glove and gave me the old finger wiggle, as if she was punishing me.
Her hot nurse was in the office all the time and I suggested to her that she should simultaneously examine me for testicular cancer.
Well, long story short, I need a new FP
By the way, can I get a pic of YOUR nurse?
Last edited by Dr_jitsu; Nov 29, 2008 at 12:11 PM.