Damn that thread is crazy
just check this clip out


"Better to crash the party late than never show . . .

The Zero:

You say you're through, you've made your last post. Yet, you've made that claim before, only to return and further your determined campaign to receive Darwin's highest honor. Oh, you'll be back, especially when the newest scorchings burrow their way into your chaffed little ego and fester there. Articulate, but a-few-firing-synapses-short-of-bright, guys like you cannot resist attempting to defend yourself when your pride and integrity are threatened. You want so badly to adhere to the symbolic vestiges of Robert Frost, but you just can't help yourself. Your fingers run sprints across the keyboard even as your dearth of better sensibilities are pleading with you to refrain; continuing to engage can only result in further humiliation and the increase of your stock as one of the most notable dork-*** dumb ****s to ever stroll the amber waves of P.C. village idiocy.

It's not pathetic enough that the ancestral toilers of our tribe sweat and bled out Pithum and Raamses, so million-dollar Bar Mitzvah boys like you could enjoy the good and plenty of life, but you actually descended far enough into desperation to pilfer, of all great poets and lyricists, the inner-city bilge of Chicago son, Kayne West. Merely that you enjoy respiration is an immedicable humiliation to worthwhile Jews around the world. Every unfortunate inanity that escapes your mouth has the Talmudic elders reaching for their Nitro-patches. Poor kippa, tzitzis-wearing zealots, having to witness the future of Judaism quoting some G who headlines the Boost commercials. Next you'll regale us with your advocation of Kabbalah, and how Guy Ritchie saving the pitiable film career of Madonna is proof that mysticism actually exists and is alive and well in L.A. I guess it never occurred to you that plucking something uttered by, oh I don't know, someone like, say, a certain provocateur who went by the name of Niccolo, would have been less useless and hobbled? You received a premium education, you say? Where from, the University of Hallucination?

And what's all this pose striking about being in your early 20s and a millionaire? Some free advice: to enhance believability, put yourself at early 30s instead, unless, of course, your intent is to paint yourself performing fellatio on William & Sonoma's finest sterling utensils. There's worse shame in spinning cranially-dense fabrications than in admitting to making shameless withdrawals from the oh-so generous Bank of Papa. Don't get me wrong, I've known a cool aristocrat brat or two, but you don't even remotely occupy that universe.

Worse, what kind of incurable dork would boast his escapades in Menage-a-Trois on a public Internet fourm? Three models? I imagine your phone must be shaking off its cradle with pissed-off calls from the publicists of the Triumvirate-El-Homo. What are their names, Vanos, Scheckenberg, and Beckford, or some **** like that? C'mon, dude, that **** wasn't supposed to be leaked. Masculinity sells cologne. You, and all of your uncontrollable blubbering, just ****ed it up for those guys big time. Papa Deep Pockets ain't gonna be pleased when he finds out he's being sued for lost future wages by the three favorite models of his little cross between Ricky Schroeder and the mercifully deceased Pedro Zamora. AIDS kills. So does unchecked imbecility, which is why I revved up some altruism for the world-at-large and decided to check you.

As for your painfully hackneyed and obtuse Al Franken routine, why is it that impolitic Bolshevist tards like you are so passionately compelled to wax ideologue? Do you even see how uber unoriginal it is to impersonate a remora in the Muir Woods, embrace the plight of oppressed colon miners everywhere, pierce your unimpressive frenulum to protest the war in Iraq, and slap the trite tag of "dumb" on the present commander-in-chief? You're I'm a pinko pansy for the sake of being a pinko pansy ramblings are about as profound as dear Helen's comprehension of Annie Sullivan's explanation of colors. You're right, you're not a Republican or a Democrat; you're an unabashed Marxist youth, who would probably better excel beneath an Israeli bulldozer than making millions and flashing your best "L.A.-Let's-Do-Lunch" pose at that ridiculous old bag who cruises Sunset Boulevard in her pink C5.

Face it, you're nothing but the tragic procreative abomination of some big-beaked Hollyweird Ashkenazi, who doomed you the moment he preemeed out the tadpole that eventually busted through cervix. I mean, if you're finally being honest with yourself, you've evolved into what exactly? Just another unforgivable dork who ****s trust fund money and plays well the role of prime time nutswinger behind the milk-and-chocolate-chip-cookie safety of an LCD display. Frighteningly dead on, huh?

Forget the plate of the Viper you saw, what does your personalized tag read, "XSPOSED!"? "

 

^^jeeze man thats like a short story lol

 

I am currently on page 6 of the Viper Alley thread and "Zero Clearance" ("ZC") is CLEARLY Matt Fresh ("MF"):

1. ZC acknowledges being in the "BMW Industry" -- MF is a BMW salesmen.

2. ZC acknowledges owning a 545 and previously owning a M3 -- MF owns a 545 and previously owned a M3.

3. ZC acknowledges being in his "early 20s" -- MF is in his early 20s.

4. ZC states this his 996TT has a GT2 front end and wing, ceramic brakes and Zero Clearance turbos -- MF's car has these mods.

5. ZC posts about extensive track experience, including at Willow Springs -- MF posted the same stuff here.

6. ZC posts about banging models -- MF posted the same nonsense here.

7. ZC's posts are rife with obnoxious invectives -- MF posted the same way here.

I'm sure the ramaining pages of the Viper Alley thread will reveal more confirmation that ZC is MF.

Craig

 

Yep, and ease up on defending yourself over there. We (and they) all know it isn't you!

 

Thanks Ben. The whole thing just took me by surprise. Then, when I thought I had made my point, this "SG Boy" creates an account on Viper Alley and stirs the pot some more. Interestingly, SG's last post on Viper Alley confirms that he is exactly who I thought he was.

Craig

 

Thanks for the kind words Buddy.

Craig

Ps: Keep coming back!

 

No, "SG Boy" is NOT Matt. At present, I would rather not out him because that would only escalate matters and almost certainly provoke further action from him. I have ceased responding to him on Viper Alley in the hope that he will leave it alone. Unfortunately, he will likely continue posting here.

Craig

 

DEETZ now that's funny.

This type of stuff always happens to me. I never had a viper to kill only vettes and other pcars around here.

One time I came up behind a c4s he nailed the gas. I don't think he thought I was a tt. I let him go to 120mph then I pulled up next to him smiled down shifted and lost him in the mirror.

 

... was pushing out some pretty big numbers (not my boss, but a friend's). I just went to go check on the page since I hadn't looked in awhile. Looks like he's sold it.

http://www.treynor.com/ViperMods.html
996 RWHP w/ SC & NOS
Best 1/4 mile: 10.11 @ 151.97 (Moroso, October '02):

Check out the license plate frame on the replacement car:
http://www.treynor.com/UberSL65.jpg

 

Doug is good for sure!! He comes by a weekly car meet in Lauderdale almost every week with his latest viper, always bad ***!! Nice guy to talk to as well!! If I ever had a viper, it would go to his shop!
Evan

 

I a "kocky" pair guys in a gts viper pull up on the highway. I gave him 3 cars head start- I slowed down at 186 mph.... (traffic)...
I dont think I have to say anymore.... On the highway.. its very hard to beat a modded TT.

 

fwiw, i ran pretty much side by side a GTS on the highway in the stradale even.

 

That thread was good for a laugh or two